Dirty Jokes questions and answers
These jokes where borrowed from grislybuzz.com
1. What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?
About three inches.
2. What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Just-in!
3. What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year!
4. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
“I want you inside me.”
5. Did you hear about the guy who died because he was erect for too long?
They couldn’t close his casket.
6. What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
Tug-of-whore.
7. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job still sucks.
8. Why men’s voice is louder than women’s?
Men have an antenna.
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