Dirty Sex Emojis to Spice Up Your Sexting

When it comes to emojis, it's important to note that their meanings can vary depending on the context and the individuals involved. While some emojis may have suggestive connotations, it's essential to consider the overall conversation and the relationship with the recipient before using any emojis with sexual implications.

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Here are some commonly used emojis that can be associated with a sexual context:

Hot Pepper 🌶

Peppers can bring the heat, right? If your romantic partner sends you this emoji, they're likely hinting at wanting to spice things up. If you've been dating for a while and feel ready to take the next step, go ahead and send it back!

Strawberry 🍓

Strawberries are known for being sweet and juicy, and in the emoji world, they indicate that you're "down to have fun" right now. Just like the fruit, you're ripe and ready for a good time.

Eggplant 🍆

Undoubtedly, the eggplant emoji is widely recognized for its flirtatious connotations. This vegetable emoji is a playful way to refer to a penis. Yep, you guessed it, a penis.

Banana 🍌

Similar to the eggplant, the banana emoji also represents a penis. But in this context, it implies anticipation, as in "I can't wait to see it." It's particularly fitting before a hookup.

Cherries 🍒

And what's in proximity to a penis? Testicles. The cherries emoji subtly alludes to this intimate part of the male anatomy.

Peach 🍑

Another commonly used emoji for sexting is the peach. Sending this emoji to someone indicates your appreciation for their derrière. In other words, you're expressing admiration for their booty, ass, or bottom.

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Taco 🌮

Ladies, this one's for you. In emoji language, the taco represents a vagina. When used, it signifies that your vagina is ready to be pleasured or "stuffed."

Two-Hump Camel 🐫

Do you see those humps? Well, that's what your texting partner desires – to hump you. It's a playful way to convey a sexual intention.

High Voltage ⚡

When you use the high voltage emoji, you're indicating that your connection with someone is electric and that things could potentially become serious between you.

Fire 🔥

The fiery symbol signifies that you have strong desire or attraction toward your partner. It's a way of expressing that you find them extremely appealing.

Fireworks 🎆

This colorful explosion emoji metaphorically represents the climax that occurs during sexual activity. It refers to the intense pleasure experienced by both partners.

Shower 🚿

If you're looking to get steamy with someone, the shower emoji is the perfect choice. It implies that you want to have fun together in the shower later.

Person in Bed 🛌

If shower activities aren't your preference, the person in bed emoji suggests your desire to hook up in a more traditional setting – the bed.

Winking Face 😉

This one doesn't require much explanation. The winking face emoji means the same thing in the virtual world as it does in real life – you want to have a good time.

Rhinoceros 🦏

At first glance, this emoji might seem puzzling. However, it's more about the horns than the animal itself. Sending the rhinoceros emoji indicates that you're feeling horny or sexually aroused.

Please note that the interpretation of emojis can vary, and it's essential to consider the context and the comfort level of the person you're communicating with before using any suggestive emojis.

Dirty Pick-Up Lines That Will Leave Them Blushing!

Do you want to add some flirtatious and wicked pick-up lines to your conversations? Look nowhere else! We've gathered a list of 100 sleazy pick-up lines in this post that are sure to make them blush and be curious. These phrases will undoubtedly get someone's attention whether you're attempting to impress them in a bar, at a party, or even online. So be ready to spice up your encounters and start having fun!

25 Dirty Pick-Up Lines

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1. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

2. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a 3. conversation with me?

3. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

4. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

5. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

6. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

7. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

8. Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?

9. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

10. Does my tongue taste funny to you?

11. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

12. Does your name start with “C”? Because I can “C” us getting together tonight.

13. Your lips look lonely. How about I introduce them to mine?

14. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

15. Let's help mother earth and save water by showering together.

16. We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.

17. Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling to me.

18. What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

19. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

20. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

21. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

22. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

23. Are you undressing me with your eyes?!

24. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

25. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

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Dirty Jokes questions and answers

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1. What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?

About three inches.

2. What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Just-in!

3. What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year!

4. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

“I want you inside me.”

5. Did you hear about the guy who died because he was erect for too long?

They couldn’t close his casket.

6. What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?

Tug-of-whore.

7. What is the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job still sucks.

8. Why men’s voice is louder than women’s?

Men have an antenna.

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Six Ugandans locked up for insulting Dictator Museveni

Six people were remanded at Buwama police prison in the outskirts of Ugandan capital Kampala for booing Dictator Yoweri Museveni, police spokesperson Judith Nabakooba said.

Speaking to the local Daily Monitor Monday, Ms Nabakooba said the matter was before court.

“I cannot comment on the matter, but what I can say is that they were arrested, taken to court and remanded,” Ms Nabakooba said, without stating the charges preferred against them.

Early reports, however, published by http://www.afrik-news.com, allege that 20 people were arrested for booing the Dictator while on a campaign trail at Buwama market.

The report claimed that while addressing a rally at Buwama trading centre on Friday, a group of people started booing and hurling insults at him.

Opposition parties

"A group of young men, who seemed to be from one of the opposition parties, started shouting at the Dictator immediately he started making his speech,” Mr Thomas Bwire, a police officer who was at the scene, said.

According to Mr Bwire, the group shouted: "’We are tired of you, you have been in power for long enough,'’ while others said ''you are a dictator. You are power hungry. You do not want others to rule."

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CMI increases tapping of incoming foreign phone calls

Radio Katwe has just received information that the CMI, Uganda's Military Intelligence, has began a campaign to intercept phone calls from abroad into Uganda, as a way of gathering intelligence on what the Ugandan Diaspora is thinking and saying.

A Radio Katwe informer said that the tapping of the phones, using Canadian-made equipment, is taking place at the building across the road from State House called Okello House.
State House owns Okello House and it is the electronic and communications centre of CMI.
The main offices of CMI at Kitante Courts near the Mulago roundabout and opposite the Ministry of Health headquarters are used as an intelligence gathering centre.

That is where the Chief of Military Intelligence and his staff sit. That is also where CMI operatives come in to deliver intelligence reports, receive briefings, and leave on operations.
Many Ugandans also believe that the tapping of Ugandan phones is done using the facilities of the South African mobile phone giant MTN at its switching centre in Bugolobi outside Kampala.
How are phones tapped and who does intelligence listen in on?
Through a local MTN Uganda director, Charles, State House made sure that when MTN was starting its operations in 1998 in Uganda, MTN committed at least one of its employees to work with a CMI engineer who sits at MTN's Bugolobi switching centre.
MTN is the largest mobile phone provider in Uganda, so it is the one where much of the intelligence attention is given.

Currently, CMI can only tap and record 12 lines at a time. This is what they term a "Level 1" report.
Every two days, the recorded phone calls are taken to CMI headquarters at Kitante where they are tallied manually by a sorting team to search for call patterns and filtering for most suspected calls on these computer print outs.

The UTL-Mango network is the second most subscribed to service and is owned by the First Family, with partners like Kampala Casino boss Bob Kabonero and others.
CMI systems engineers sit at switchboards and generate Level 1 reports to the same sorting team at CMI headquarters.

Celtel is the smallest mobile phone network. As of 2005, no CMI engineer was sitting at the Celtel House operations switchboard. CMI, however, requests special reports from Celtel once in a while.
The Civic Communications Monitoring (CCM) section of CMI monitors the mobile and fixed phone traffic in Uganda.
The CCM section at CMI is made up of 12 students from Makerere University, all of whom are Bahima from Nyabushozi county in Mbarara.

Then there is a Calling Team made up of two boys and two girls. These are stationed there to place calls to certain people, to try and identify and interest them using tricks and fake stories.
The third team is the Tracking Team, made up of two people who man the machine that tracks and records conversations of any 12 high risk telephones.
Then there is a fourth group, the Communications Engineers, which is made up of five people who sit at the network operators switch boards and filter from the calling log all foreign and domestic Level 1 reports to be sent to the sorting team.

At present, the countries where CMI and by extension State House has the greatest interest in are Rwanda, South Africa, Kenya, Britain, Sweden, the United States, and Japan, in that order of priority.
A "Level 2" report is based on phone calls from countries of main interest and are selected on the basis of the following: (a) How often in a week has a foreign number called? Anything more than three times a week is picked up and followed (b) What time of the day is the foreign number calling? Interest is taken in numbers that call to Uganda at late Ugandan time hours. (c) Where is a foreign number calling to which area of the country? A foreign number calling politically sensitive parts of Uganda like Gulu, Kitgum, and Kizza Besigye's home area of Rukungiri are made into a "Level 2" report.
The "Level 3" report, category A is about phone numbers from a database that has been created and is constantly being updated.

Category A number are numbers of high damage risk personalities that have been compiled clandestinely (without owners knowing from friends and relatives of the suspect being monitored).
Currently the "Level 3, Category A" comprises all army officers from the rank of Lieutenant to General, all vocal anti-NRM opposition Members of Parliament, all police officers from the rank of Assistant Inspector of Police to Inspector General of Police, all cabinet ministers and all key media editors and reporters, and all major players and officials in the Buganda kingdom.
Any foreign number that calls Category A is picked and put in the "Level 3" report for monitoring.
One expert advised that one of the possible ways of realizing that your phone is tapped is when you are speaking and you hear too much noise echoing in the background or you hear your voice own bouncing back as a pronounced echo. But these are of course not 100% reliable methods.

Since Radio Katwe began publishing highly secret and sensitive information on the Museveni regime and since the site was blocked in Uganda last month, the Ugandan Diaspora has been reading things which most of them did not know about and things they would have dismissed as fiction and lies only recently like in 2005.
State House, using the CMI phone tapping facility, is trying to gauge how this new perception of Museveni as a dangerous, manipulative, and scandalous leader is influencing the Ugandan Diaspora and the diplomatic corps based in Uganda.

But as we caution Ugandans at home and abroad to be cautious in what they say during these international phone calls, we can also reveal that the tapping of phones is a very cumbersome and costly process.
It is not possible to tap all of MTN's 700,000 subscribers. The best they can do is tap a few selected phones at a time.
But the word here is, Ugandans should just take additional precautions, just to be on the safe side.

If you are in Uganda, a quick, easy way to beat the Radio Katwe.com blockade is to use any of the hundreds of proxy websites or servers like http://anonymouse.org/ , Click on English, enter http://www.radiokatwe.com/ in the space for the url and logon.  NOTE: Some functions like Email this story or send a comment might not work properly when using proxies. In that case, use anonymous email http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html to send your comment to Radio Katwe.com at editor@radiokatwe.com

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